...You resort to talking to chatbots-- artificial AI.  haha

http://members.tripod.com/~MrHolden/mebot/

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Welcome to MeBot v1.1
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Please type your first message...

YOU: hi
ME: Y'ello!

YOU: what is ur name
ME: Hey, I don't know everything, and if I did, you wouldn't wait for me to download

YOU: what is your name
ME: It's Chris.

YOU: hi chris
ME: Y'ello!

YOU: what are you doing
ME: Havin' a natter

YOU: what's a natter?
ME: Sorry, Can't help you there

YOU: why not
ME: 'Because we want to, because we want to...'

YOU: want to what?
ME: I'm sorry I don't know!

YOU: i dont know
ME: Hmmm, If you don't what to know anything about me, we might as well quit!

YOU: why quit now?  we barely began
ME: Ok, sorry.

YOU: you better be sorry or imma put a hurt on you
ME: You've lost me...

YOU: do you get lost easily?
ME: I only really know stuff about myself.

YOU: ok, how tall are you
ME: I feel fine thanks, yourself?

YOU: what's your height
ME: I want to know if you are well!!!

YOU: im doing well
ME: Glad to here it!

YOU: thanks
ME: any time

YOU: so, a/s/l?
ME: Can you rephrase that?  ;)

YOU: age?
ME: I only really know stuff about myself.

YOU: what is your age?
ME: 23 at the moment.

YOU: so am i!
ME: I don't understand!

YOU: i am 23 too
ME: well I never!

YOU: what's going on?
ME: I'm sorry I don't know!

YOU: ok...
ME: You've lost me...

YOU: are you male or female?
ME: I only really know stuff about myself.

YOU: are you male?
ME: Can you rephrase that?  ;)

YOU: are you a guy or a girl?
ME: I'm not with you...?

YOU: you're frustrating me
ME: I only really know stuff about myself.

YOU: apparently
ME: Was that English?

YOU: yes it was mothaf-er
ME: I only really know stuff about myself.

YOU: why are you so mean to me
ME: 'Because we want to, because we want to...'

YOU: why
ME: I've not been told either!

YOU: why
ME: I've not been told either!

YOU: why are you doing this to me
ME: 'Because we want to, because we want to...'

YOU: what did i do to you?
ME: I'm sorry I don't know!

YOU: you dont know anything!!
ME: I don't understand!

YOU: you don't understand anything!
ME: Well mail me the topic that you thinks lacking

YOU: you're lacking you f-ing moron
ME: Was that English?

YOU: yes it was muther fucker
ME: Hmmm, If you don't what to know anything about me, we might as well quit!

YOU: fine, see ya bitch!!
ME: Bye now.

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